12.28.2008
12.23.2008
12.22.2008
It was in the Tender Vittles
more animals
I'm starting to concede that maybe it was those years of eating catfood that winded me up here...
12.18.2008
12.17.2008
A Letter from Netflix
August 26
A Letter from NetFlix
I just got this weird letter from NetFlix:
Dear Aziz,
We just want to say - THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH! You are a lazy, lazy, lazy motherfucker and lazy fucks like you are what make us the real dough! Hear me out.
We just did some math. Since joining in September of ‘05, you’ve spent $665.29 in membership fees. And to date, you’ve watched and received…. TEN MOVIES!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! That’s $66.53/MOVIE!!! HAHAHAHAH!
We were a little worried when you first joined. You got 9 movies those first two months and watched them and returned them right away. “Twin Peaks,” “The Staircase,” Chinatown - you were ripping through them. It seemed like you were a diligent Netflix-er that would hurt our profits.
But THEN - you just stopped! You’ve only rented ONE FUCKING MOVIE SINCE THEN!!!
And instead of going online and cancelling your membership, you just kept paying us about $20 a month to keep a copy of A Streetcar Named Desire, Casablanca, and Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? at your house FOR ALMOST THREE YEARS!
We can’t thank you enough for this Aziz and we hope you continue to pay us $20 a month for DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Best wishes,
The Netflix Team
(via)
12.16.2008
12.15.2008
12.12.2008
12.11.2008
Slow day at work?
I had forgotten all about this cool site. It allows you to read books, short stories, poems, etc but looks like you're working. Check it out!
Read at Work
Read at Work
12.10.2008
12.09.2008
12.08.2008
12.05.2008
12.04.2008
Top Chef Update
"The Quick Fire challenge was to make a little amuse bouche of breakfast, and Rocco stressed that he liked bacon. If you could also maybe infuse that bacon with sweet, sweet Restylane, he'd be your best friend forever."
(Via Gawker)
(Via Gawker)
Biz Markie- Just a Friend
This song will forever remind me of last years ice storm, sitting in the car with Tammy, cause it was warm & we had music & we really had nothing else to keep our minds occupied. Wow, never thought I'd have a positive memory about a storm that kept me kinda sorta homeless for a week. Thank goodness I have the coolest best friends in the world!
12.03.2008
12.02.2008
Wow
Book shelves projected onto Tower of David in Jerusalem. The link below has a bunch more cool night scenes from around the world.
Lighting up the night- Boston Globe
12.01.2008
11.25.2008
A little gratitude up in here please???
So, yes it may have been a busy day at work, I'm fightin off illness and I'm headed to spend the holiday with family...but I must admit, it's difficult to not have a little smile on my face when wearing a short skirt, tall boots and fundies with mixtapes on 'em! I mean, who doesn't love a good mixtape!?!!
11.24.2008
Membership has its rewards
That's right, I am now a Starbucks Gold Card Member. With the $ I save I'm gonna buy this guy some shoes. Join me anytime & we'll save 10% together!
Makeup Relapse!
I'm officially back on the junk...the junk being the $20 mascara. It's been waaaay too long! This stuff rocks!
Just a little light reading
I know what I'm doing with the first bn/borders gift certificate I get this season :)
11.23.2008
Free Music!
Still looking for something to do Thanksgiving evening? Here you go! Don't forget- free digital download of album with each advanced ticket purchased!
11.21.2008
Did not think this would happen before I turned 30
For that matter, maybe 40. But hey, a free Dr. Pepper's a free Dr. Pepper!
(via ChineseDemocracy)
(Full album streaming @ Guns N Roses)
I must've missed this episode of Sesame Street
Seriously? There was a pusher named Lefty on there? I really don't remember this...
11.20.2008
Top Chef Updates
Joshua David Stein is back at Gawker with weekly episode updates!
This week: Padma Gags on Sweet Load
Last week: The 'Omos vs The Euros
This week: Padma Gags on Sweet Load
Last week: The 'Omos vs The Euros
11.19.2008
The Slanket
This just got added to my Christmas wish list! It's so cool I can't decide if it should come before or after that iPhone, haha!
Top 39 Annoying Things That Bands Do
Full list here: Creepy Crawl
Highlights here: Idolator
Example:
34. Pathetic reasons why bands cancel. Bands that cancel 10 DAYS ahead of time because they have to go to a funeral! We feel so sad for these bands. Geez, I didn't know your grandpa was being stored on ice for 10 FUCKING DAYS! Who is he, Walt Disney??? If your going to friggin lie, try and come up with something half-way believable please.
Highlights here: Idolator
Example:
34. Pathetic reasons why bands cancel. Bands that cancel 10 DAYS ahead of time because they have to go to a funeral! We feel so sad for these bands. Geez, I didn't know your grandpa was being stored on ice for 10 FUCKING DAYS! Who is he, Walt Disney??? If your going to friggin lie, try and come up with something half-way believable please.
Sting- Mad About You
Love me some Sting, don't care what that says about me...:) This song takes me back, waaaay back...and I like it.
11.18.2008
More Sharks!
I know I've posted about this site before, but it just keeps getting better and better! Thought it might die out by now, but that isn't happening, thank goodness. And be sure to check out Dr. Ned's other blogs too.
fuckyeahsharks.com
fuckyeahsharks.com
The Neverending Tuesday
What do you do when you're put on hold for almost an hour? Find time wasters like this...
http://www.soundtracktotheendoftheworld.blogspot.com/
http://www.soundtracktotheendoftheworld.blogspot.com/
Do they sell those at Starbucks?
Thoughts & prayers to my friend that's having one of these mornings! Promise it'll get better!
11.17.2008
11.13.2008
3 Very Useful Websites
1. http://www.hitmelater.com/
-Lets you "snooze" emails, basically resends them to you at a later time
2. http://wakerupper.com/
-Set reminders online to be called to your phone at a designated time
3. http://www.instapaper.com/
-Lets you keep all those web pages you've been meaning to catch up on in one place
-Lets you "snooze" emails, basically resends them to you at a later time
2. http://wakerupper.com/
-Set reminders online to be called to your phone at a designated time
3. http://www.instapaper.com/
-Lets you keep all those web pages you've been meaning to catch up on in one place
11.12.2008
Who said what???
You have to know that teacher laughed about it at some point...how could you not? HA!
11.10.2008
The Walkmen
I am so completely overtaken with this album right now that the word "obsession" doesn't even begin to describe it. Doesn't seem to happen too often anymore that I can enjoy listening to an entire album over and over. It is currently happening, at home, at work and in the car. Could be the sountrack of the season for me!
Types of Headache (Diagnostic Tool)
USE THIS TO ASSIST PATIENTS IN ASSESSING LEVELS OF PAIN.
•Azzedine Alaia Headache: Head feels wrapped in a tight Lycra dress.
•Needle in the Haystack Headache: Headache radiates from a single specific (but elusive) point.
•Soft Boiled Headache: Brain feels like a soft-boiled yolk rolling around inside an eggshell.
•Faye Dunaway Headache: Head feels like you just had a dozen facelifts.
•William Faulkner Headache: Feels like brain has been dipped in oil and fried on a hoe.
(via smartblonde)
•Azzedine Alaia Headache: Head feels wrapped in a tight Lycra dress.
•Needle in the Haystack Headache: Headache radiates from a single specific (but elusive) point.
•Soft Boiled Headache: Brain feels like a soft-boiled yolk rolling around inside an eggshell.
•Faye Dunaway Headache: Head feels like you just had a dozen facelifts.
•William Faulkner Headache: Feels like brain has been dipped in oil and fried on a hoe.
(via smartblonde)
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