11.10.2008

Types of Headache (Diagnostic Tool)

USE THIS TO ASSIST PATIENTS IN ASSESSING LEVELS OF PAIN.

•Azzedine Alaia Headache: Head feels wrapped in a tight Lycra dress.

•Needle in the Haystack Headache: Headache radiates from a single specific (but elusive) point.

•Soft Boiled Headache: Brain feels like a soft-boiled yolk rolling around inside an eggshell.

•Faye Dunaway Headache: Head feels like you just had a dozen facelifts.

•William Faulkner Headache: Feels like brain has been dipped in oil and fried on a hoe.

(via smartblonde)

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